Christmas Jokes

Christmas Jokes

Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

Q: What did the Production Manager give his kid...

Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ?

Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ? S...

Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November?

Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbag...

Republicans say Merry Christmas!

Republicans say Merry Christmas! Democrats say ...

Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve.

Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on ...

Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is Miracle on 34th Street.

Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is Miracle ...

Democrats' favorite Christmas carol is Deck the Halls.

Democrats' favorite Christmas carol is Deck the...

Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree.

Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christ...

A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey.

A Congressman was once asked about his attitude...

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas? In...

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ?

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ? I...

What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement?

What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleig...

Christmas Cat

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Fath...

Christmas Reads

Q: What are the best books to read during the h...

Christmas Tree Songs

Q: Who is a Christmas tree's favorite singer?
A...

Christmas Alphabet

Q: How is the alphabet different on Christmas t...

Scrooge Touchdown

Q: How did Scrooge win the football game?
A: Th...

Christmas Wedding

Q: Why did they couple get hitched on the 24 of...

Addicted to Christmas

Q: How did the ornament get addicted to Christm...

Christmas Lights

Q: How can you tell a family doesn't celebrate ...

Past Christmas’

Q: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?...