Car Jokes

Car Jokes

Some Rules Kids Won't Learn in School


Unfortunately there are some things that child...

THE HEIST


A Tennessee graduate and a Bama graduate decid...

New car


A blonde bought a new car, then she and her fr...

Hare Spray


A man is driving in his car down a long road, ...

You Might Be A Redneck...Deer


You might be a redneck if you've ever hit a de...

Grinch Quiz!


How to Tell if You're a Grinch


This is a set...

How to get a ride home


Two police officers saw this old woman stagger...

Locked Out


Two blondes went shopping one day. They got do...

Elderly Speeder


Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to ...

Bad Car Day


A police officer pulled over a driver and info...

Training courses


Women think they already know everything, but ...

Keys Locked In


Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that lock...

Breaking News


Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her ...

Nightclub


A guy goes to a nightclub and when the bouncer...

Blonde In a Car


There once was this blonde who was driving hom...

You've ever hit a deer


You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliber...

Fatness


your momma so fat,
she had to put a sock on e...

Revenge


While at dinner, a man struck up a conversatio...

Bang


a lady one day, was going to buy herself a don...

Expensive Hotel


A husband and wife are traveling by car from A...

So Stupid


Yo mama's so stupid she rents a car so she can...

Rookie Officer


A rookie officer pulled over a guy who was spe...

Your mamma


your mamma so stupid she got knocked down by a...

In A Mans World


* Any fake phone number a girl gave you would ...

The horn


There was this blonde and she was sitting in t...