Nightclub

A guy goes to a nightclub and when the bouncer won't let him in the guy asks,
"'Why not?"


"Because you're not wearing a tie," says the bouncer.


"But I have come all the way from the other end of town�, says the guy.


"Sorry mate, that's the rules," says the bouncer.


So the guy goes back to his car to try and see if he can find a tie or
something like one. He finds a set of jumper cables, ties them around himself,
and goes back to the club.


"Is this all right?" he asks the bouncer.


"Well, all right then�, replies the bouncer. "But I'll be watching you - don't
start anything!"