As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran.
As a female shopper exited a New York convenien...
Car Jokes
A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit.
A local law enforcement officer stops a car for...
I'll have to report you, sir, said the traffic cop to the speeding driver.
I'll have to report you, sir, said the traffic ...
A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away.
A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drive...
A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown Washington, DC.
A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown Wa...
What's a rabbits' favourite car?
What's a rabbits' favourite car? Any make, just...
Q.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a sy...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies.
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies....
A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows.
A software manager, a hardware manager, and a m...
The couple was standing staring at one of the more expensive models in the auto showroom.
The couple was standing staring at one of the m...
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?...
A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination.
A man had been driving all night and by morning...
What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your c...
A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down.
A tourist is visiting New York City when his ca...
A huge American car screeched to a halt in a sleepy English village, and the driver called out to a local inhabitant, Say, am I on the right road for Shakespeare's birthplace?
A huge American car screeched to a halt in a sl...
What's Dracula's car called?
What's Dracula's car called? A mobile blood unit.
This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted.
This little snail bought a little car and took ...
How would you get four reindeer in a car?
How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two i...
Q:What did the tornado say to the car?
Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:('You ...
Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas m...
Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days.
Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and peste...
One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring.
One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular...
A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble.
A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. ...
Catch Me If You Can
Several years ago we headed to a nearby town to...