Training courses

Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses are now available for women in the following subjects:Silence, the final frontier: Where no woman has gone before.The undiscovered side of banking: Making deposits.Parties: Going without new outfits.Man management: Minor household chores can wait till after the game.Bathroom etiquette i: Men need space in the bathroom cabinet too.Bathroom etiquette ii: His razor is his.Communication skills i: Tears - the last resort, not the first.Communication skills ii: Thinking before speaking.Communication skills iii: Getting what you want without nagging.Driving a car safely: A skill you can acquire.Telephone skills: How to hang up.Advanced parking: Backing into a space.Water retention: Fact or fat. Cooking i: Bringing back bacon, eggs and butter. Cooking ii: Bran and tofu are not for human consumption. Cooking iii: How not to inflict your diets on other people. Compliments: Accepting them gracefully. PMS: Your problem... not his. Dancing: Why men don't like to. Classic clothing: Wearing outfits you already have. Household dust: A harmless natural occurrence only women notice. Integrating your laundry: Washing it all together. Oil and gas: Your car needs both. TV remotes: For men only.