While at dinner, a man struck up a conversation with a woman in the dining car of a cross-country train. Both, as it turned out, were married and both were traveling on business. Following several after-dinner drinks, the woman confessed that she was sure that her husband would be unfaithful while she was away.
The man admitted he had a similar fear about his wife. "Since we are in the same situation," the man suggested with an eager gleam in his eye, "perhaps we could extract revenge together."
With out another word, the two made there way to his sleeping compartment, where their partners' adultery was passionately avenged. The two lay still for several minutes afterward. Then as her lover turned over to sleep, the woman whispered, "How about one more act of revenge?"
"Sorry," he yawned , "I've already forgiven my wife."
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