Car Jokes

Car Jokes

Ya momma


your mommas so stupid she got run over by a pa...

Over the hill


You know you are over hill when ....


1. You ...

Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual...


Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual ...

A caller named Eileen from


A caller named Eileen from Dearborn Heights wa...

A corny blonde joke


Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red ...

Globalization


What is the truest definition of Globalization...

Adult Resignation


I am hereby officially tendering my resignatio...

Bill Clinton & JFK


Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and ...

Driving & Knitting


A police officer saw a car speeding down the h...

Nasty Eskimo


A man was walking down the street and saw an E...

More Computer Viruses!


DANGER: new viruses discovered!:


Congressio...

City Guys and a Farm Lady


Two guys were traveling through the upper mid-...

The Top 16 More Realistic Senior Class Award Categories


16> Most Likely to, if Not "Succeed," at Le...

sleep in the barn


A police chief, a fire chief, and a city manag...

How to use an ATM


MALE PROCEDURE


1. Drive up to cash machine.
...

Dumb One


I once knew a blonde who sold her car for gas ...

Driving & Knitting


A police officer saw a car speeding down the h...

The Blue Eye


One day, a man had an accident at work, which ...

Cow Priced Like A Car


What would happen if we priced our "COWS" usin...

Leaving money for the dead


A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a b...

Ticket to Heavan


Three men die in a car accident after a wild C...

Always on Duty


A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main g...

DUI


Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a ...

When I Die


When I die, I want to go
Peacefully Like my G...

Blonde Keys in the Car


A blond walked into a gas station and told the...