There once was this blonde who was driving home from her friends house one night. No one was on the road, luckily for her because she was swirving into the wrong lanes and going everywhere. A cop was hidden on a blind curve and saw the car swirving all over the road. He thought to himself, "She Must Be Drunk!! The second one this week!"" He turned his siren on an the blonde in the swirving car to pull over. She did as she was told and the officer pulled up behind her. He got out of his car and went up to the blonde woman in the swirving car. He said
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