Toad Parking
Q: What did the toad say when he parked illegal...
Car Jokes
Ridin’ Furry
Q: What do you call a cat in a station wagon?
A...
How Cats Drive
Q: What kind of sports car does a cat drive?
A:...
Car Jack
Q: How do you lift a frozen car?
A: With a Jack...
Worst Insurance Claims Ever
If you were an auto insurer, would you have pai...
Life With A Blonde Teenager…
SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.
L...
The Dumbest Police Calls in America…
From the police blotter, or, what a beat cop d...
A Dumb Driver's-ed Answer
My sister didn’t do as well on her driver’s-ed ...
Worst Insurance Claims Ever
If you were an auto insurer, would you have pai...
He’s Got a Fast Car
Man: "Honey, on this Valentine's Day, I want to...
Here, Let Me Get That
If a man opens the car door for his wife, you c...
Out of Tune
While driving on the highway, my daughter notic...
Car Wars
A guy in a Kia pulls up next to a Rolls-Royce a...
Musicians Park a Car
What did Beethoven say to Johann Sebastian when...
The Dumbest Police Calls in America…
From the police blotter, or, what a beat cop d...
JIB: Job Interview Breakdown
Have you ever been a victim of a JIB (job inte...
Dinosaur car crash
Q: What do you get when two dinosaurs crash the...
He’s Got a Fast Car
Man: "Honey, on this Valentine's Day, I want to...
Sounding Off
Sounding Off
I was with a friend in a café whe...
Knock Knock - Lisa who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lisa!
Lisa who?
...
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not t...