Car Jokes

Car Jokes

You know you're Middle Aged if...


You�ve come to the annoying realization that y...

How to get out of anext speeding ticket!


A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding...

Mama's So Fat... Drives


Yo' mama so fat, she drives a Spandex car!

You're a redneck ... the primary color of


You're a redneck if.... The primary color of y...

Three guys come up to


Three guys come up to your car a black man, a ...

Little Red Man


One day a little red man was taking a little r...

Bad Car Day


A police officer pulled over a driver and info...

You're a redneck ... you have a color


You're a redneck if.... You have a color coord...

Super Gran


An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, ...

A bunch of Palindromes


Dennis sinned.Dennis and Edna sinned.Dennis, N...

MIT Grad Jobs


Reaching the end of a job interview, the human...

You go to Wal-Mart to


You go to Wal-Mart to people watch.You recycle...

Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and...


Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and s...

Monkey Driver


A hillbilly cop was driving along, when he cam...

The duck and the skunks


One day, two skunks were walking down the stre...

Death Wishes


Three friends die in a car crash, and they fin...

Money for furniture


A woman filed for divorce. The reason: her hus...

Chickens


Once, there was this guy who was traveling in ...

Top 15 Signs That


Top 15 Signs That You've Had Too Much Of the 9...

Dallas Cowboys


Q:What do you say to a Dallas Cowboy in a suit...

Too Much Computer Time


How to tell when you are spending too much tim...

Horse Sense


An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in...

Yo mamma so stuped


yo mamma so stupid that she tripped over the c...

Question and answer Clinton joke


Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new ...

Policewoman


A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zo...