A blonde bought a new car, then she and her friend goes shopping a for a few hours. Well finally when they're done shopping they go back to there car. When they get there they realize that they have locked the keys in the car. So they try picking the lock and a whole bunch of other things. After an hour or so the blondes friend Susan(also a blonde) says "Ok we're going to have to just break the window." and the other blonde says "Ok." They break the window and start to drive.
About five minutes later the blonde who owns the car says "Hey Susan it looks like its going to rain - will you put the top up?"
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