Rookie Officer


A rookie officer pulled over a guy who was speeding.
officer:May I see your license?


Man:It is not valid.It has been revoked 5 times.


officer:Well then can I please see the registration to the car?


Man:this is not my car.I carjacked it.


Officer:Well open up the glove box and let me see who it is regitered to.


Man:I can't open up the glove box,it has my loaded gun in there


About this time the officer is reaching for his gun.


Officer:Well what do you have a gun in the glove box for?


Man:Oh, I used to kill my wife who is stuffed in the trunk.


The officer goes over and calls for backup.The police chief comes over and says,


Chief:Let me get this straight, you are driving on a license that has been revoked 5 times?


Man: No, Here, take a look,


And sure enough it was valid


Chief:Okay,but you carjacked this car?


Man:No it is my car.Let me get the registration out of the glove box and show you.


Chief:But don't you have a loaded gun in there ?


Man:NO


And sure enough there was no gun in there and the car belonged to the man.


Chief:Well it is my understanding that you shot your wife and she is in the trunk.


Man:No,let me open it for you.


And sure enough there was nobody in the trunk.


Man: And let me guess,The lying son-of-a-gun probably told you I was speeding too!

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