Car Jokes

Car Jokes

The Rooster


A man was out driving in his car when all of a...

Drunk Driving Test


A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and ...

Blonde police car


why did a blonde steal a police car?
because ...

Bird Damage


This guy calls his wife at work and says, "Don...

The divorce!


A married couple is driving down the interstat...

To get to the car accident on the other side


Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
...

Blonde in a car

There was a blonde driving in a car and suddenl...

Redneck quickies 22


You might be a redneck if...


You're a lite b...

I m next


One day a cop was f****** his girlfriend in a ...

Gas Money


Yo mama is so stupid that she didn't have enou...

Bush at the Wheel


Bush at the Wheel
Some say George W. Bush qui...

Whos driving?


A black a puertorican and a hispanic are all i...

You Killed the Easter Bunny!


A man was blissfully driving along the highway...

Your're a redneck if...


You're a redneck if...


-You have more finger...

What am I?


There once were 2 baby animals: One is a duck ...

Heavenly Reward


Three guys died and when they got to the pearl...

Una gitana caminaba por la


Una gitana caminaba por la calle, se topa con ...

You have a color coordinating


You have a color coordinating rope that ties d...

Actual Instruction Labels...


ON A HAIR DRYER:
Do not use while sleeping.
...

coat hanger


Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her b...

Bin Ladin


These for people in a car were speeding at 95 ...

How to Make a Marriage Last


My wife and I have the secret to making a marr...

Sorprenda a su esposa prepar�ndole


Sorprenda a su esposa prepar�ndole la mejor to...

Speeding in the wheelchair


An old lady in a nursing home is speeding up a...

A pregnant Redneck woman


A pregnant Redneck woman is involved in a car ...