A lady was driving along the highway...
...when suddenly she is distracted and crashes ...
Car Jokes
In a torrential stormy and a foggy day a very drunk man was trying to hitch hike a lift home...
In a torrential stormy and a foggy day a very d...
Why do you make more money?
A heart surgeon takes his Cadillac to his mecha...
A smart car with a twin turbo Hayabusa motor....
was in a parking lot. It was sliding around lig...
Heading to market
Little Johnny's mom sends him out to the store ...
My car started making this whining noise...
So I took it to the shop and had the mechanic l...
A man is out for an afternoon drive along a cliffside coastal highway...
He comes across a young boy standing at the edg...
Penguin
One day a penguin decides to go to a party. He ...
I need a new car..
The one I have keeps taking me to work.
Mom's birthday gifts
3 guys, who were brothers, were all discussing ...
So a blonde is looking for some work...
So a blonde is looking for some work and is goi...
A letter from an Irish mother to her son
*This was one of the first forwards I ever got ...
A few of my favorite Mexican racist jokes
What do you call a bunch of white people pushin...
Traffic Lights..
I was sitting at a traffic light yesterday, min...
An Unlikely Friendship
John is driving north on a highway after a spor...
GEEKS NOT ALLOWED-ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer loa...
What happened when the car took LSD?
It went on a road trip and had an auto body exp...
A string of jokes I heard a while ago
How do you get four elephants in a mini cooper?...
I played for a homeless mans funeral
As a guitarist, I play many gigs. Recently I wa...
3 Men's Afterlives
Three men get into a horrible car accident, and...
As a guitarist, I play many gigs.
Recently I was asked by a funeral director to p...
A man is driving through the desert with a penguin in the passenger seat
His gas light comes on and he pulls off at the ...
How did the mermaid get into a car crash?
...because she was fish tailing!
The Blonde and the Mechanic and her Neighbor
One day, a blonde was driving from her mothers ...
So a penguin and a seal are in a car...
The penguin is driving. It's 105 degrees outsid...