GEEKS NOT ALLOWED-ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers
stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the
door saying "GEEKS NOT ALLOWED-ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!"
He goes in and sits down.

The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says he smells kind of
geeky, asks him what he does for a living. The truck driver says he
drives a truck, and the smell is just from the computers he is hauling.
The bartender says OK, truck drivers are not geeks, and serves him a beer.

As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape
around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and
pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. The bartender, without
saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck
driver asks him why he did that. The bartender said not to worry, the
geeks are overpopulating the Silicon Valley, and are in season now.
You don't even need a license, he said.
So the truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck,
and heads back onto the freeway.

Suddenly he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts.
The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the freeway.
He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the
computers. They are all engineers, accountants and programmers
wearing the geekiest clothes he has ever seen. He can't let them steal
his whole load. So remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls
out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly.

A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car
screaming at him to stop.

The truck driver said "What's wrong? I thought geeks were in season."

"Well, sure," said the patrolman, "But you can't bait 'em."