So a blonde is looking for some work...

So a blonde is looking for some work and is going door to door to see if there is any small chores she can do for money. She goes up to this large house with a nice car in the driveway but a rather old and rickety looking porch that went all the way around the house. She walked up the stairs and round the house to get to the front door and rang the doorbell.

A rather tall gentleman answered the door.

"Can I help you?" he said.

"Im in need of some work sir, do you have any house hold chores or something I could do for money?" the blonde replied.

"Yes of course." Replied the man, "My porch really needs a new coat of paint. I'll give you $100 to paint it"

"That sounds great!" replied the blonde.

"Great! The matching paint is in the garage." said the gentleman.

The blonde then went downstairs and grabbed the paint and got to work. The gentleman's wife came up to her husband and said,

"How can you make her do so much work for only $100? That porch goes all the way around the house! It will take her all day!"

"She knows that," replied the husband, "She had to walk on most of it to get to the door. She accepted my offer so its her loss."

"Well if she gets done quickly," replied his wife, "Then why dont you give her another $300. Its only fair"

"Ok." Replied the husband, "I can concede to that"

Not two hours later, the blonde shows back up at the front door. They invite her in and she tells the gentleman,

"I got the job done sir! And I noticed I had enough paint to give it another coat, so I went ahead and did that."

"Wow!" Said the gentleman, "You do fine work!! My wife suggested giving you an extra $300 for your work but I believe this deserves an extra $500"

"Oh you are so kind." says the Blonde.

She takes the money from the gentleman. and as she is leaving she turns and says to the gentleman,

"Oh, and its a Ferrari not a Porche"