changed my voice settings to Spanish on my gps
it told me i didn't have enough people in the car
Car Jokes
Penguin Needs Car Repairs
A penguin is driving along the highway when, su...
A high-class London lawyer gets stopped by police...
A high class stuck-up London lawyer gets pulled...
Topical Jokes 4/10
(Special mention to JonasPolsky, you've inspire...
gotta love cousins...
what do you call a hispanic man who's car got j...
A black guy was pulled over in his Mercedes by the police. It was found that it was his, it was taxed and insured...
He had no drugs on him and no weapons were foun...
A drunk man driving a Lamborghini is pulled over...
A drunk man driving a Lamborghini is pulled ove...
Science jokes
Thought i'd make a post compiling a few of my f...
How do you make a car top?
You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!
A Priest Offers a Nun a Lift..
She gets in and crosses her legs, forcing her g...
A Mexican, a black guy, and an Asian are in a car. Who's driving?
They better hope it's not the Asian.
So this young girl gets pulled over....
And the police officer asks the girl for her li...
Obstetrician career change
An Obstetrician decides that he's sick of his j...
Horses.
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in ...
Finally, a smart blonde joke.
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and...
a man has just lost his job and is driving...
... along a canyon road. he continues aimlessly...
What's going on?
A policeman passes a parking lot around midnigh...
How many of you love your husbands??
There was a group of women gathered at a semi...
A beautiful blonde woman ...
... was pulled over by a policeman.
"Is there ...
Funny Pick up line... Add more plz
-Whilst sitting in a nice car- ...hey baby want...
Borrowed Car
One day Phil had to borrow a car, so he asked h...
A businessman is driving to an important meeting when his car breaks down...
Luckily, he breaks down near a mechanic, who ag...
What was wrong with the wooden car?
It wooden go.