A few of my favorite Mexican racist jokes

What do you call a bunch of white people pushing a car up a hill?
Dead battery

What do you call a bunch of black people pushing a car up a hill?
Flat tire.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans pushing a car up a hill?
Grand theft auto.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
Avalanche

What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?
Mudslide

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Prison break

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How do you find the population of Mexico?
Roll a quarter down the street.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico?
See who picks up the quarter.

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