Car Jokes

Car Jokes

Penguin experiencing car trouble

Hot summer day and Mr. Penguin's car breaks dow...

A trucker and a blonde.

A trucker is driving down a busy highway when h...

I got a new car for my wife

I thought it was a great trade.

There's this penguin...

There's this penguin, driving through the South...

A man gets pulled over at a DUI checkpoint...

A man is driving home from a party with his wif...

What do you do all day?

A man came home from work and found his 5 child...

His Limo Driver

The pope is visiting the US, at the airport a h...

The definition of mixed emotions...

My mother-in-law driving of a cliff in my new car

a woman and her boyfriend

A woman and her boyfriend have just left a wild...

A Drunk

A drunk is in a bar, lying on the floor and loo...

my car's fuel economy is not doing so good...

as a matter of fact, it's tanking

A woman is going through labour...

...but there is a blackout and her car isn't wo...

If I die...

If I were to die first, would you remarry?" the...

Cut off at an intersection

A woman is driving her car at an intersection w...

Yo momma's so fat

She drives a spandex car.

The Pink Gorilla

An married couple are out driving home through ...

Quantum humor is so random

Schrodinger and Heisenberg were driving in a ca...

An Arab needed a heart transplant

, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed t...

A man is stuck in traffic...

After waiting for 2 hours, he gets out of the c...