The Blonde and the Mechanic and her Neighbor

One day, a blonde was driving from her mothers house home. On the way, she got caught in a hail storm. Thinking it would be best, she pressed on and sped to get home. When she arrived home, she parked her car in the garage and went inside to go to sleep.

Upon waking in the morning, she went down to look at her car. She found dents all over her vehicle.

She decided to take it to the mechanic and figure out what it would cost to get it fixed. When she arrived, the mechanic took one look at her and said

"Hello. I have the best, surefire way to get these dents out of your car. It's a big secret, so you can't tell anyone. It'll only cost you 700$"

The blonde agrees, pays him the 700$ and he sits her down.

"Now listen, I want you to go home, park the car in your driveway, cup your hands around the tail pipe and blow. If you blow hard enough, the dents will come out!"

So the blonde drives home. She parks her car in her driveway, goes around back to the tail pipe, cups her hands around it and blows.

She's been doing this for quite a while when her blonde neighbor walks out.

Her neighbor says "Hey! What're you doing over there!?"

She says "Well, I shouldn't tell you! He told me it was a secret! But, since it doesn't seem to be working, I'll have to tell you! The mechanic told me if I went home and cupped my hands around the tail pipe and blow hard enough, these dents would come out!"

The blonde neighbor says "YOU IDIOT! The windows are rolled down!!!"