Traffic Lights..

I was sitting at a traffic light yesterday, minding my own business
patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no
on-coming traffic.
A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American
Slogans, with a half-burned American flag duct-taped on the side of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, " Allahu Akbar!, Allahu Akbar!, " and
took off before the lights changed.

Out of nowhere, an 18-wheeler came speeding through
the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car stunned, thinking to myself,
"man...that could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.