He comes across a young boy standing at the edge of road crying and calling for help.
The man pulls over and begins to question the nearly inconsolable lad
"Oh, mister, my family stopped here to take a picture, when suddenly the car started rolling over the edge. My daddy tried to stop the car, but he got his sleeve caught in the door, then my mom tried to help, then my sister. The next thing I knew, all three had gone over the edge!"
"You mean to tell me you lost your whole family over that cliff, and now you're here, all alone with nobody to take care of you?"
"Yessir"
"Wow..." said the man as he began unbuttoning his pants, "...today just isn't your day is it?"
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