Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Maxim never disappoints

A blonde goes to the dry cleaner to have her sw...

The blond one

There was a typical blonde. She had long, blond...

A blonde and a brunette watching the news.

A blonde and a brunette were watching the 6pm n...

So a blond is in the military.

So a blonde girl is a Sergeant in the military....

So a blonde cop pulls over a blonde driver...

The blonde cop says "I need to see your license...

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building. Who hits the ground first?

The brunette, because the blonde stopped to ask...

666 is the Number of the Beast

This from Todd Lewis, who has a great sense of ...

Two blondes are on a hike through the woods

They come across some tracks and stop to figure...

It's so meta, even this anecdote

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into ...

This blonde goes to the pediatrician...

This blonde goes to the pediatrician because he...

Why did the blonde have a sore belly-button?

Because she had a blond boyfriend.

So a brunette is walking back and forth across railroad tracks...

...and ever time she crosses she says, "42! 42!...

The excited blonde .

A blonde went to Brisbane for first time.. She ...

A blond is hiking through the woods when she hears someone counting up ahead.

She emerges from the tree line to find a brunet...

A blonde is on vacation and runs out of money...

A blonde is on vacation and runs out of money. ...

A Blonde and Condoms

The most beautiful blonde woman you've ever see...

Two blondes walking

Two blondes were walking down the street when t...

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the Ws.

The blonde policewoman

A blonde policewoman pulls over a blonde for sp...

An Irishman, Russian and the Blonde...

An Irishman, Russian and a Blonde come across a...

Did you hear about the blonde that tried to enter a weightlifting competition?

The judges said "Sorry, we've got enough dumbbe...

A scientist and a blonde walk into a bar

The bartender is taking things very serious and...

A blonde chick gets a tattoo...

of a conch shell on her inner thigh.

"Why did...

Three blondes stuck on a desert island.

When they find a magic lamp, after a quick rub ...