The bartender is taking things very serious and asks the what they want
The scientist says "I want a glass of H2o"
The blond says "I want a glass of H2o too!"
The two get there drinks and the blonde is found dead, the officers ask the scientist if she drank anything the scientist says "She did drink hydrogen peroxide"
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