This blonde goes to the pediatrician because her baby keeps getting diaper rashes. The pediatrician asks, "How often do you change your baby?"
The blonde says, "Once a month."
The doctor yells, "What? Why do you only change him once a month?"
The blonde says, "Well, the box says 'good up until fifteen pounds.'"
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