A blonde and a brunette were watching the 6pm news. There was a story of a man on top of a building attempting to commit suicide. The brunette bet the blonde that the man was going to the jump, the blonde didn't think he would. After the commercial break, they saw that the man jumped. The brunette admitted that she saw the 5pm news and already saw that he would jump. The blonde admitted that she also saw the 5pm news but didn't think that he would be stupid enough to jump again.
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