Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

now i know why blondes are so dump

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a cl...

Football with a blonde girlfriend

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first f...

Ablonde, a redhead and a brunette

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. ...

Blonde joke

Two blondes walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

This joke has various variations, I'll tell you this one...

One day John comes home to see his blonde gurlf...

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are running from the police....

.... they run into a barn to hide. The brunette...

A blonde and a brunette are watching the news...

A blonde and a brunette are watching the news, ...

Why did the blonde climb the chain-link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

A bunch of blondes are celebrating in a bar

Everytime the bartender brings a round they all...

I asked the barman if would like to hear a really funny blonde joke...

"actually I've got a shaved head so you wouldn'...

Blonde interviews to be a policeman

A blonde goes to an interview to be a police of...

A brunette, redhead, and a blonde woman are stranded on a deserted island.

The mainland is 100 miles away. They each decid...

A biker walks into a bar

and tells the bartender that he has a blonde jo...

A Blonde Walks Into A Bar...

she says "OUCH".

Did you hear about that Hollywood actress who got stabbed?

Um what's her name? Blonde girl, Reece someone ...

Three blondes stuck on an island

There are three blondes stuck on an island. Th...

A man walks into a bar...

and glances at the menu.

* **Sandwiches, $2**
...

A blonde woman locks her keys inside her car...

And so she calls a locksmith to open it. When t...

There are 11 blondes...

hanging on the wings of an airplane. 5 on one w...

Two blondes are driving.

The first blonde asks, "Is my blinker working?"...