666 is the Number of the Beast

This from Todd Lewis, who has a great sense of humor.

We all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.

But did you know that:

* $666.95 - Retail price of the Beast
* $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
* $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
* $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast
* 6, uh... what was that number again? - Number of the Blonde Beast
* 00666 - Zip code of the Beast
* 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.
* Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
* 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
* 666k - Retirement plan of the Beast
* 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
* i66686 - CPU of the Beast
* 666i - BMW of the Beast
* DSM-666 - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
* 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
* 2x4x666 - Lumber of the Beast

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