Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Women on death row

Three women, a red head, a brunette, and a blon...

I like my women like I like my coffee

Slutty and blonde, with low self esteem

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

Why did the blonde run with her bike?

Because it was going to fast for her to get on.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw plastic forks at...

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

The winner of last year's hide & go seek contest.

I think...

A blond, brunette and a redhead were lost on an...

A blonde woman in a sports car is cruising down the highway...

...when she gets pulled over by a police car.

...

A blonde

Is at her friend's house when the kitchen catch...

Two blondes are walking in the woods...

They come across some tracks. The first blonde ...

Speeding Blonde Joke

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding an...

A blonde goes to get her haircut.

When she sits down onto the chair, the hairdres...

GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE...

The blondes of America are sick and tired of be...

A New York Blonde joke.

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and...

Blonde

A blonde goes to an appliance store. After look...

A Blonde, A Brunette and an Asian were stuck on an Island...

and a genie came out and said, "each one of you...

A blonde's house catches on fire..

She starts freaking out and finally calls 911. ...

two blondes and a bus

Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.

A bus p...

I'm seeing a lot of blonde jokes, so here's mine.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were talkin...

Two blondes on an ariplane...

Two blondes are on a flight from New York to Lo...

Why did the blonde have a red sore on her belly button?

Because blonde men are idiots too.

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a de...