A blonde policewoman pulls over a blonde for speeding. She asks the blonde, "Can I see your license please?" The blonde says "What's that?"
The policewoman says "Its a wee square thingy, it's got your picture on it."
The blonde rummages around in the glove box, and comes out with a compact mirror. "Is this it?" she says.
The policewoman looks at it and says "Yeah, that's it. Oh, sorry, if I'd known you were a policewoman, I wouldn't have stopped you."
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