Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

A blonde is roller-skating down the board-walk one day.

A blonde is roller-skating down the board-walk ...

Raisin' Bread

A young blonde woman working in a bakery wakes ...

So this blonde is at an airport...

So this blonde is at an airport and she needs a...

A guy driving with a blonde

A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He to...

Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know and neither does she

A blonde is speeding down the highway...

…and is pulled over by a blonde police officer....

Three blondes were walking through a forest...

Three blondes were walking through a forest whe...

Two blondes are in heaven.

One blonde says to the other, "how did you die"...

One time I took a blonde girl to the movies...

We bought our tickets and waited in line for sn...

A blonde works in a dermatologist office...

and her boyfriend has terrible dandruff, so one...

Dealing with a Barking Dog

A blonde & her husband are lying in bed listeni...

A blonde was rushed to the hospital

A blonde was rushed to the hospital with a bull...

A blind man walks into a bar...

A blind man walks into a bar and sits down. He...

Blonde finds that her house has been burglarized...

A blonde woman returns from work to see that he...

Canine Names

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had ...

BLONDE'S CONNECTION DOWN

A blonde complains to a brunette friend that he...

A blonde is speeding down the highway...

When a female officer, another blonde, spots he...

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being ...

Dirty Blonde Joke Heaven!

There are 100 steps to heaven, the first girl g...

Getting a girls number

I was chatting to this attractive blonde in a b...