A blonde woman returns from work to see that her house has been ransacked and burglarized. She telephones the police straight away and reports the crime. The police dispatcher broadcasts the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, is the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approaches the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde runs out on the porch, but then after seeing the cop and his dog, stops and sits down on the steps. She puts her face in her hands and she moans, "I come home from work to find that my house was broken into. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"
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