A young blonde woman working in a bakery wakes up late for work one day and throws on last nights clothes before rushing out to work.
On the way to work she really started to regret her outfit, her skirt was too short and her underwear really left nothing to the imagination.
Reaching work she found a queue at the till already and her manager asked her to immediately grab the ladder and grab some raisin bread off the top shelf. Reaching up to get it she immediately felt a draft on her thighs and cursed herself for not wearing a longer skirt.
Upon reaching the bottom of the ladder, another customer immediately asked for more raisin bread. And another. And another. Until there was a small crowd of men watching her climbing up and down the ladder with excitement. As she reached the top of the ladder for what must have been the twentieth time she heard the tinkle of the door opening and looked over to see an old man staring at her privates in shock.
"Is yours a Raisin too?" she demanded angrily...
"No" replied the old man, "But it's a quivering".
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