Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your ...

Follow the leader

A blonde lady was stuck in a snowstorm when she...

The intuitive doctor

A brunette goes into a doctor's office and says...

Dealing with a Barking Dog

Dealing with a Barking Dog
A blonde & her husba...

So this blonde gets pulled over for speeding...

by a blonde police officer. The officer asks t...

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but....

A blonde who heard a joke ...

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

Why not to park with a blonde

Guy's parked with a blonde, doin' great, says, ...

2 men and a blonde are arrested by the secret police for treason

During the interrogation, the interrogator brin...

A blind man walks into a bar...

The blind man sits down, thinking he'd break th...

Three women are about to be executed.

One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a b...

A blonde and a lawyer

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each o...

logician joke (hard to get)

3 logicians walk into a bar. The blonde bartend...

Blonde woman calls her boyfriend....

"Sweetie, I'm doing this jigsaw puzzle and can'...

ADDING BLONDE

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on ...

Boy , girl and puppies

A brunette, a blonde and a redhead, all heavily...

Two blondes

Two blondes standing either side of a river, th...

A blond and a brunette jump off a building...

The brunette wakes up in heaven but the blonde ...

Two blondes....

.... had driven across the country to see Disne...

A blonde walks into a restaurant

A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some di...

guy driving in a car with a blonde.

A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He to...

A blonde is dying

A blonde lady walks into her Dr's office and sa...

Alligator Shoes

A young blonde was on vacation in the swamps of...