A blonde is speeding down the highway...

…and is pulled over by a blonde police officer.

Cop: You were going pretty fast back there. Can I see some ID please?

Driver: I must have left it home.

Cop: Well, do you have anything with your picture on it?

Driver: I have this!

Cop : Oh, I didn't know you were a cop. You’re free to go.

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