What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito it stops sucking.
Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.
When you slap the mosquito it stops sucking.
yelling "hey" at her horses
He calls out and a...
This blonde decides one day that she is sick an...
The man behind her just walks around it.
“I got a compliment on my driving today,” said ...
An airplane is flying through the air across th...
Artificial intelligence.
A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in he...
There's whiteout on the screen.
Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find...
On a long flight a scientist ends up sitting ne...
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in t...
Cause 69 is mouth full.
Two American tourists were driving through Nova...
Hey, can you come over real quick? I have a puz...
She has a tampon behind her ear, and she is loo...
A naked blonde doing cartwheels.
At this point in time in the company, the perio...
Blonde: What does IDK mean?
Brunette: I don't k...
"Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see an...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding...
The blonde is ecstatic, squeeing and showing of...
A brunette goes into a doctor's office and says...
One day, all the blondes in America got fed up ...