Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

When you slap the mosquito it stops sucking.

A farmer hears a blonde

yelling "hey" at her horses

He calls out and a...

A Blonde Paints Her House

This blonde decides one day that she is sick an...

A blonde walks into a bar

The man behind her just walks around it.

A blonde said to her friend while driving

“I got a compliment on my driving today,” said ...

Another blonde joke to top off the list.

An airplane is flying through the air across th...

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

Blonde is pulled over by a blonde cop..

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in he...

How can you tell a blonde is having a really bad day?

Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find...

A blonde sits next to a scientist...

On a long flight a scientist ends up sitting ne...

Blonde boards a airplane

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in t...

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Cause 69 is mouth full.

Two American tourists were driving through Nova Scotia.

Two American tourists were driving through Nova...

My blonde friend called me the other day...

Hey, can you come over real quick? I have a puz...

How do you find out that a blonde girl got a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear, and she is loo...

I.T. auditor and a Blonde

At this point in time in the company, the perio...

Blonde joke...

Blonde: What does IDK mean?
Brunette: I don't k...

A blonde woman is speeding...

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding...

A blonde and a brunette both receive flowers one day...

The blonde is ecstatic, squeeing and showing of...

Brunette walks into doctor's office

A brunette goes into a doctor's office and says...

A Conference of Blondes

One day, all the blondes in America got fed up ...