I was chatting to this attractive blonde in a bar and we started hitting things off. I then asked her for her number. She agreed, and gave me 04555-55555. Just to make sure I asked her again, are you sure this is your number? To which she replied 'Yeah'
And I instantly knew she'd given me the wrong number, nobody lives on a street with 455 million houses. So I didn't even bother asking her what street she lived on.
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