So this blonde is at an airport and she needs a flight to New York from California. She goes up to the desk and asks if there are any tickets left. The flight attendant tells her that she is very sorry but they are all sold out. The blonde begs for any way of her to get there. The flight attendant says they have a helicopter and asks if the blonde can fly it. The blonde says yes and goes to the helicopter. She hops in and starts it up, and it goes higher and higher but all of a sudden stopped and crashed. The flight attendant runs up and goes, "what happened I thought you could fly it?!?" The blonde crawls out and says, " ya I can but when I got up there I got cold so I turned off the ceiling fan."
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