A blind man walks into a bar and sits down. He says to the bartender, "Hey, do you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender leans in and says, "Sir, because you're blind, I'm going to offer you some advice. The blonde lady in the corner, she is a trained MMA fighter. The two blonde girls in the booth are professional tag team wrestlers. The blonde at the end of the bar is an off duty police officer, and me, I'm blonde and I always keep a large baseball bat behind the counter and I am having a very bad day. Now, do you still want to tell a blonde joke in here?" The blind man thinks about it for a second. "Nah, not if I'm going to have to explain it 5 times."
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