Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A priest, a rabbi, a blonde, a redneck, and a dog walk into a bar

The bartender looks at them all and says "What ...

Russian, mexican, cop, blonde, doctor and a priest walk into a bar...

And the bartender looks at them and starts yell...

A blind man walks into a bar.

He hears a man speaking next to him. So he says...

Two men are staring at a pole.

After a while a blonde woman walks up to them a...

Cop sees a blonde with a bunch of penguins in the back of her car

So he stops her and asks her what she is doing ...

Two blondes are walking through a forrest...

They come across some tracks and the first blon...

"Don't worry! There's a stop sign ahead."

There's a blond and a brunette in a car. The br...

Why cant a blonde girl call 911?

She can't find the 11.



REKT

How do you confuse a blonde?

Give her a coloring book, and tell her to color...

The weight loss plan

One day a guy sees an ad in the classifieds for...

Blonde and the pervert.

Who's really annoyed because a pervert keeps pe...

mosquito and a blonde joke

what's the difference between a mosquito and a ...

A blonde was desperate for money...

so she decided to go to the richer neighborhood...

BLONDE COUNTING

Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70?
A: Because 6...

A blonde goes to the doctor

A blonde goes to the doctor with burns on both ...

A blonde is at work and asks...

A blonde is at work and asks her friend what he...