A blonde, younger girl and an older brunette It's a poor family, with nothing but a telegraph machine and a $100. One day the dad dies, leaving the two girls alone. The older girl decides to step up and try to solve at least one of the problems that they were facing: hunger. So she decides to go into town to buy a bull. She tells her younger sister that she will send her a message if she manages to buy one, seeing as she wouldn't be able to get it home herself. Later that day, she comes across a man who was willing to sell her a bull for $99.50. She then takes the bull to the telegraph machine in town, where she asks the man what she can get for 50 cents. The man say that she can have one word. She thinks long and hard about what word she should use, and then types in "comfortable" because she knew that her sister was on the dumb side and would sound out the word very slowly.
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