He says "Doc, I just can't sleep! The first half of the night I dream that I'm pushing a train from New York to L.A, and the second half of the night I dream that I'm pushing the train back, From L.A to New York! I wake up every morning exhausted". The psychiatrist, taking notes, nods and says "I understand. Here's what we'll do, to help take the burden off you, I'll help you push the train during the second half of the night" and sends the man on his way.
His next patient also complains of insomnia. "Doc, I just can't sleep! The first half of the night I dream that I'm making love with a blonde, and the second half of the night I'm making love with a brunette. Every morning I wake up completely exhausted." The psychiatrist, still taking notes, responds "Alright. Here's what we'll do. I'll sleep with the blonde so you can take a break for half the night." The second man objects "I'm much more attracted to the blonde, could you take the brunette instead?"
"During the second half of night, I'm afraid I can't. I'm helping push a train to New York."
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