A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead discover a magic mirror...

The mirror displays a message, stating that it can confirm or deny any claim you wish to make about yourself. However, if the claim you make is incorrect, you will immediately keel over and die. The girls decide to have some fun and take turns testing themselves at this mirror.

The brunette runs forward, ecstatic at the thought of this "game".
"I think I am the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world."

She immediately falls over and dies.

The redhead goes next,

"I think I am the nicest girl in the whole world."

She, too, falls over and dies.

The blonde, hesistant, also decides to go ahead and give it a shot.

"I think.."

Her eyes roll back and she is also sent to her grave.

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