A blonde walks into a bar...

She requests a drink, club soda the rocks, and waits for it, but doesn't get one. Nobody responds, and some turn their heads in confusion. She asks again: "Can I get a club soda over ice?" Still, nobody answers, and more people turn their heads. Finally, a man speaks up: *"Why are you talking to that lamp pole, miss?"*

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