So I was at the bar last night and I saw this beautiful blonde woman across the room. I was so enchanted by her super-model like beauty that I walked over and started talking to her. I asked her what she does and she told me that she's a neurosurgeon.
Now I don't know if this makes me sexist, but I was really impressed. Usually, most women can't pull off sarcasm.
Credit: Heard this from the comedian Anthony Jeselnik from his stand up on netflix.
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