A blonde walks into a library

She goes up to the librarian at the counter and says,

"Hello, can I get one cheese burger with a side of fries?"

The librarian, with a confused look, responds, "Sorry but this is a library."

The blonde pauses for a few seconds. She then whispers,

*"Can I get one cheese burger with a side of fries please?"*

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