Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Three Women are About to be Executed

Three women are about to be executed. One's a b...

Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

THE BLONDE AND THE COW

A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado...

The Blonde Student

The handsome blonde college stud was sitting in...

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probab...

How to deal with a blonde on a plane

There was once a blonde woman on a plane to Det...

3 Pregnant Women Joke

Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, r...

3 Pregnant Women Joke

Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, r...

A blonde, brunette, and redhead are enrolled in a university physics class.

The day before the exam, they realize that they...

A Blonde & Her Thermos

A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermo...

Breast Feeding

A blonde woman is walking down the street, with...

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde (All kids) are planning their future.

The brunette says: "I'm gonna go to Mars!"; The...

A blonde and a burnette are on opposite sides of a river...

The burnette yells to the blonde "how do I get ...

A blonde gets in an airplane...

It is a one way flight to New York city and she...

A Blonde wants to learn how to fly a plane...

A Blonde woman wants to learn how to fly a plan...

A blonde suspects her boyfriend is cheating...

So she goes home early from work.
On the way, s...

A blonde walks into a laundromat...

And says to a worker, "can you wash this shirt?...

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

Just Another Blonde Joke

A guy was sitting on his porch one day when he ...

Jim, John, and Jack die, and meet St. Peter at the gates of Heaven.

St. Peter greets them saying, "Welcome to Heave...

A BLONDE'S THEFT

A blonde goes to the library to get a book. A f...