The day before the exam, they realize that they are in way over their heads. So, they come up with a plan to steal the answer key from the professor's office. That night, they pick the lock, check his desk drawers, and sure enough find the 100-question multiple choice answer sheet. They snap a picture of it and spend the remainder of the night carefully writing the answers on their arms.
The next morning, they are seated for the exam. The professor reads out the usual, "using a no. 2 HB pencil, circle the most appropriate answer and turn the papers in when you are done. You have 2 hours. Please begin."
The girls carefully check their arms when the proctors aren't looking and begin filling out the answers. Around the 60 minute mark, the brunette turns in her paper. At the 90 minute mark, the redhead turns in hers. The blonde manages to finish just as the exam period is over. They meet after the exam is over and are delighted that nobody seemed to notice.
Two weeks pass and the marks are posted outside the professor's office. The girls check their marks and discover that the brunette and redhead obtained perfect scores, while the blonde got a big fat zero.
"How could you fail the test?" exclaim the brunette and redhead. "You had the answers on your arm!"
The blonde sighs and says, "I was so nervous and sweaty, I don't the pencil worked on my skin!"
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