Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners...

A blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners. On ...

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were cruising around in a pickup truck


As they were crossing a bridge, they lost cont...

A blonde woman is in a restaurant

She eats her entree but instead of eating her v...

Why aren't "Blonde jokes" funny?

Cause they're stupid.

A blind old cowboy walks into a bar...

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl b...

An Amnesiac Walks Into…

An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a b...

the 'winning' blonde

A blonde is strolling down the street and spots...

How do you know a blonde has been on your PC

There is typex all over the screen

Blonde by a river

So, a blonde is walking next to a river, and sh...

Blonde paint job

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided t...

A blonde walks into a shop...

... and over to a shelf. She points, and asks t...

A blonde with headphones goes to the barber...

When he asked her what haircut she wants, she r...

A blonde, a brunette, and a Redhead are all in a bar

The bartender goes up to them and says "Hey lad...

A blonde wants to buy a T.V.

A blonde walks into a shop and asks the owner "...

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

"Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

A Blond, Brunette and a Redhead go to a Bar

They come up to the bartender and the bartender...

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too b...

BLONDE SUICIDE

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late o...

What does a blonde think Ecuador is?

How you get into an Ecua

Blonde one died from the Royal family

But it's old news really, happened in 1997

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around ...