The handsome blonde college stud was sitting in poly sci, doing his best to not attract attention, when something went wrong. The professor actually called on him! "Biff, please tell the class about the Roe versus Wade decision." He searched his memory, but found that his legal information was lacking. So, like a true blonde, he responded, "Uh, I believe that's the decision George Washington made before crossing the Delaware?"
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